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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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"dude just wait until the banjo drops"my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
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yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

10:46 pm, Monday with 136,212 notes

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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officialunitedstates:

backtothedrawingroom:

officialunitedstates:

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

I hope there is an English version of this somewhere on tumblr

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes, tea

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lyxdelsic:

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

image

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